Don't you hate it when

Don't you hate it when your girlfriend wears that glittery lotion and it rubs off on your sheets and you have to explain it to your wife when she gets back from her business trip?

Test your connection speed

And see if your bandwidth is being throttled.

 

http://www.measurementlab.net/

The 2nd place I don't eat - Tin Star

It's disappointing that this was one of my favorite places to eat, but after I nearly cracked a tooth on a rock in my food I vowed never to return.  I showed the rock to the manager and told him it was in my food, his response... "Ok".  If he would have tried to make it right, maybe by comp'ing my meal, I would have probably returned.  I still have that rock with the receipt.  It was the Frisco location, for what it's worth.

The 1st place I don't eat - Chipotle

After the worst food poisoning incident of my life, I've scratched this one off my list permanently.  I was on the verge of death and didn't have enough energy to get a glass of water and rehydrate.  Thank God, my now-wife showed up the next day.  I was never a big fan anyway because Frreebirds is 10x better (I've done research).